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Man Getting Baptised Gets Swept Out Into Sea, Body Still Missing
43 year old Benito Flores was hit by a massive wave and sucked out into the ocean in the middle of his baptism in California last Sunday. His body has yet to show up despite emergency crews and...
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PHOTOS: Incredible Voodoo Fetish Market In Togo
Black magic, voodoo and witchcraft are still massively prevalent in many parts of Central Africa; for the inhabitants of these backwaters magic and voodoo is real life. You don’t ask someone whether...
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Was This The Worst Jesus Of All Time?
What kind of son of God can’t handle a little bit of rain while he’s being crucified? Completely ruined the illusion for everyone. I mean I get that this dude is probably a student at Brighton uni with...
View ArticleThere Is Going To Be A Sequel To Spring Breakers
Great news everyone – one of the worst movies of last year that was actually kinda good in the way that it was completely stupid and ridiculous, yet highly quotable, is going to get a sequel. Why? I...
View ArticleMan Answers His Phone In The Middle Of His Own Exorcism
This guy must have the worst demons of all time. What kind of evil spirit lets a dude answer the phone in the middle of an exorcism? Are ringtones the Devil’s kryptonite? Either way the exorcist should...
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26 Women Write Letter To The Pope Asking For Permission To Have Sex With Priests
Pope Francis received a letter recently signed by 28 women basically asking for his permission to have sex with their priest boyfriends. The letter was published by newspaper Vatican Insider last week,...
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There Is A New Religion That Worships Mark Zuckerberg Founded By A Complete...
There are so many crazy religions out there today (in fact all of them are pretty fucking crazy when you think about it, but let’s not get into that now) including ones that worship The Big Lebowski...
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No One Knows If Indian Guru Shri Ashutosh Maharaj Is Dead Or Meditating
His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj, a religious leader worth $170 million, is either dead or meditating but no one is sure which. His family claim he died from a heart attack in January but according...
View ArticleKuwaiti Mum Loses Custody Of Kids Because She Wore A Bikini To The Beach
An unnamed Kuwaiti woman has had her kids taken away from her because she wore a bikini to the beach. Her ex-husband, who had taken her to court to fight for custody of their children, brought photos...
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Top Academic Says Moses Was ‘High On Hallucinogenic Drugs’ When He Received...
Psychology professor Benny Shannon from the Hebrew University of Jerusalem is no stranger to mind-bending drugs himself, so he feels pretty comfortable in asserting that Moses was in fact tripping his...
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10 Things You Should Know About Serbians
Being a human means we like to put things into boxes, we know we’re not supposed to judge books by their covers and lump whole nations into one category. But that’s what we do. It lightens the load on...
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Top Ten Weird And Ridiculous Stories From The Bible
I suppose writing a 775,000 word epic, things are bound to get a little weird throughout. You’ve got all kinds of plot holes and random side stories going on to fill up the pages before the next...
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The Pope Admits That One In Fifty Priests Is A Paedophile
Pope Francis has revealed that around one in every 50 Catholic priests is a paedophile and has condemned the issue as a ‘leprosy’ that is infecting the Church, adding that bishops and cardinals are...
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Who Is This Mysterious Woman In Black Walking Across The United States?
A mysterious woman in black has been spotted walking across the United States in the last few days, but nobody knows where she’s going or what she’s doing as she refuses to speak to anyone and just...
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Top 10 Most Devastating Terrorist Attacks By Death Toll
The world’s a bad place, it’s a good place too sometimes of course, but often it seems more bad than good. People slaughter each other for a variety of reasons but it’s most regularly a heady combo of...
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77 Signs Someone Is Possessed By A Demon
I’ve had a bit of a funny week on the Chirpse. I wrote a guide to picking shrooms where I ended up telling you not to pick shrooms. I followed that with a guide to lucid dreaming where I failed to...
View ArticleThe Arab World Is Furious With Porn Star Mia Khalifa For Becoming PornHub’s...
Lebanese-born Mia Khalifa had the recent honour of becoming PornHub’s #1 most-searched porn star after just three months in the industry. As you might expect, this has ruffled a few feathers in the...
View ArticlePriest Tells Story About How He Punched A Kid In The Chest For Not Believing...
If you’re an atheist you better keep that information to yourself around pastor Eric Damnann of the Bible Baptist Church in New Jersey, because he’ll have no qualms about punishing your blasphemy with...
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Aziz Ansari Blames Rupert Murdoch For Everything White People Have Ever Done
Rupert Murdoch is essentially the physical embodiment of every storybook villain, except worse because he’s one hundred percent real. When he took to Twitter to parade his non-surprisingly inherently...
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The Little Boy Who Died And Went To Heaven And Wrote A Multi-Million Selling...
Five years after it became a massive bestseller, a book based on a 6-year-old’s experience of visiting angels in Heaven while he was in a coma has been pulled from the shelves… after the young man in...
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