Some Guy Has Reconstructed Every Scene In The Bible With Lego
Over the months and years Sick Chirpse has brought you good folks a healthy portion of top Lego based art. Most recently we featured a completely functioning Lego exoskeleton, before that there was a...
View ArticlePope Francis Is Left Speechless When Street Child Asks ‘Why God Allows...
Pope Francis is currently visiting the Philippines and as a part of this trip he had a meeting with the University of Santo Tomas yesterday morning, where he was left at a loss for words when...
View ArticleHere’s Why You Shouldn’t Say ‘F*ck Allah’ In A Room Full Of Muslims
This isn’t going to do any favours for the ‘Islam is a religion of peace’ camp, but at the same time, can you blame these dudes? I’m sure if I went to the Greek church down my road and started...
View ArticleMichelle Obama Causes Outrage In Saudi Arabia By Not Wearing Headscarf
In a move that can only be compared to the time Lebron James put a big sweaty arm around Kate Middleton, Michelle Obama rocked up to Saudi Arabia this week and decided not to wear a headscarf. The...
View ArticleTV Host Asks Atheist Stephen Fry What He’d Say If He Met God, His Answer Is...
Stephen Fry recently appeared on Gary Byrne’s ‘The Meaning Of Life’, in which the Irish TV presenter discusses religion and everything that comes with it with random celebrities and public figures. He...
View ArticleMan Survives Being Thrown From 7-Storey Building By ISIS For Being Gay; Is...
Here’s a story to remind you of how lucky you are to live in a country where you’re generally free to live the lifestyle you want to lead. According to reports from the Syrian town of Tal Abyad, this...
View Article200-Year-Old Monk Found Mummified In Lotus Position ‘May Still Be Alive’
A 200-year-old Mongolian monk found still seated in the lotus position is not dead, according to Buddhist experts. He’s in a rare spiritual state known as ‘tukdam’. Fellow monk Dr. Barry Kerzin, who...
View ArticleNew Theory Suggests The Universe DIDN’T Begin With A Big Bang
It’s a shame George Lemaître and Albert Einsten aren’t around to offer their rebuttal, because it turns out the pair’s theory that the Big Bang created the universe 13.8 billion years ago may have a...
View ArticleOld Lady Has A Massive Go At ISIS And Verbally Destroys Them Right To Their Face
One of the best things about being old is that you get to say what you want, when you want to whoever you want. You just stop giving a shit what people think altogether. You also grow a ridiculously...
View ArticleNews Website Accidentally Uses Headline ‘Kill All The Jews'; Editor Blames It...
The Daily Caller – which is a website I’ve never heard of until today – posted one of the most controversial and ridiculous headlines in history the other day and then blamed it on their editor being...
View Article400 Men Cut Off Their Balls Because This Guy Told Them It Would Help Them...
This apparently took place in 2000 but the victims are only just coming forward after realising how they’ve just been taken for absolute morons by some guy on an insane power trip – spiritual guru...
View ArticleThis Priest Is Asking His Congregation To Help Him Pay For A $65 Million...
A popular Atlanta church pastor by the name of Creflo Dollar (seriously?) is seeking “200,000 people committed to sow $300 or more to help achieve our goal of purchasing the G650 airplane”, so that he...
View ArticleSick Chirpse Reader Confessions #6
The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box – every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones. Here are the best from...
View ArticleThe Pope Had To Fight The Nuns Off With A Stick In Naples The Other Day
Pope Francis was mobbed by a gang of overexcited nuns when he visited Naples the other day, to the point where the Archibishop of Naples had to step in to resume order. Cardinal Crescenzio Sepe got on...
View ArticleSick Chirpse Reader Confessions #8
The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box – every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones. Here are the best from...
View ArticleSick Chirpse Reader Confessions #11
The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box – every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones. Here are the best from...
View ArticleMark Zuckerberg Had No Idea How Big Facebook Was Going To Be In 2004
This is a really cute video because it just shows how things can change if and develop if you put your mind to it. It should be an inspiration to everyone. Back in 2004, Mark Zuckerberg was interviewed...
View ArticleSick Chirpse Reader Confessions #12
The best way to clear your conscience before the weekend is to admit what you did via our anonymous Sick Chirpse confessions box – every Friday we’ll be posting the best ones. Here are the best from...
View ArticleSomeone Left 1,000 Cardboard Cutouts Of Nicki Minaj’s Butt On The Steps Of A...
Well now this is strange. Well, maybe not that strange considering Nicki Minaj is about to perform in Finland for the first time and Summer Up festival organisers are pulling out all the stops to get...
View ArticleThe Pope Just Got SERIOUS – Calls The Earth “An Immense Pile Of Filth”
Welp, looks like we’re all screwed. When the guy whose job it is to inspire and encourage good vibes and positivity in people drops a Tweet like this, you know something isn’t right in the world:...
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