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PARAMORE INTERNET BLOG WAR!
So, in a move that surely ruined Christmas for thousands (millions?) of pubescent teenage girls all over the world/universe, superstar Hayley Williams announced that brothers Josh and Zac Farro were...
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Christian Euphenisms For Vagina
In a world where religion divides opinion and often leads people blinded by faith, it might be difficult to see the benefits of age-old traditions. You’ve got to have sympathy for Darwin – all that...
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Cargo Cults – Humans Will Believe Anything
Imagine you are living within a tribe on a remote island and you’ve never seen a white guy, never seen anyone wearing western clothes, never seen a cigarette, never been to Argos, never seen any...
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Jake From Two And A Half Men Has Become A Devout Christian, And Is Telling...
What do they put in the coffee on the set of Two And A Half Men? We’ve only just about got over the whole Charlie Sheen explosion and now this. I mean, I know it’s shit, but is it really that shit...
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The Swift Mental Decline Of A Televangelist
I was inspired by Tourist’s post the other day with that video of an “INDEH” girl. That video made my puke glands excruciatingly swollen, more swollen than I have felt them in many a year. I thought...
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Why The Hell Does The Government Care About Gay Marriage?
Alright. There’s a lot of arguing going on at the moment about gay marriage. Is it insane that two gay blokes can’t get married? Is it a sin for them to join in holy matrimony? Well actually it...
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The Pope Has Left The Building
The Vatican has announced that Pope Benedict XVI will step down from his balcony on February 28th and ‘entrust the Holy Church to the care of…Our Lord Jesus Christ’. The reason for his resignation is...
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The Church Of Scientology Has A New Ad Campaign. It’s Hilarious.
Those wacky Scientologists are at it again. The Hollywood-endorsed “religion” and highly profitable business model has been collecting celebrity devotees like they were Pokemon but has now set its...
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Hieronymus Bosch – Surreal Before Surrealism
Hieronymous Bosch not only had an awesome name, but it turns out he was literally a dab hand with a paintbursh, and if his pictures are anything to go by he was as mad as a badger too. Hieronymous, or...
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The Best Music Video I Have Ever Seen (NSFW)
There’s a band called Job For A Cowboy, they were born in Arizona and have been making a terrible racket since their first release in 2005. You may not have heard of them, unless you happen to be into...
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The Pope Idol Results Are In
So after 2 days of conclave a new Pope has been selected. The first ever Jesuit to be given the title, Archbishop Jorge Bergoglio is the name, but he’s chosen to be called ‘Pope Francis’. Now as far...
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We’ll Have A Gay Old Time
In 21st century Britain, despite the best efforts of the Daily Mail, tolerance is pretty widespread. Racism and homophobia, whilst impossible to completely eradicate, are largely a thing of the past,...
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The Weirdest TV Interview Ever
It begins with a simple question, put forth by the petite interviewer from Fashion Studio 7 TV. “What’s your name?” What a group called Fashion Studio 7 TV is doing talking to this man in the first...
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Star Wars Weddings: A New Hope For Marriage
As I’ve mentioned before, I was raised in the USA across six different states and then moved to the UK in my teens and this makes me qualified to say that Americans are mental. I mean, not ALL...
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The Aghori Are A Hindu Cult That Have Been Excommunicated From Hinduism,...
There are some pretty odd religions and cults on this weird world of ours, and there’s none quite as strange and disturbing as the Aghori. If you can find one let us know, I bet you can’t. The Aghori...
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Here’s One For All Of You Christians: Your Religion Is A Load Of Bollocks
Most people know that Christianity is about God and Jesus and all those guys with beards, but many people’s knowledge stops there. If you were never indoctrinated with it, then you wouldn’t...
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The Westboro Baptist Church’s Vile Rant At Taylor Swift
Cast your eyes on this charming write-up of Taylor Swift, as scribed by the Westboro Baptist Church: WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH TO PICKET THE WHORISH FACE OF DOOMED AMERICA: TAYLOR SWIFT AT SPRING CENTER...
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Christian Domestic Discipline Is The Latest Order From God, And It Involves...
The topic of Christian Domestic Discipline (often manifested in the act of a husband spanking his wife) has been on everyone’s lips recently. Sexy, I know. Hardcore Christians are becoming really fun...
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Satanists Have Turned Westboro Baptist Church Founder’s Mum Gay
Members of the Satanic Temple have performed a ‘Pink Mass’ over the grave of Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps Jr.’s mum. A ‘Pink Mass’ is a Satanic ritual performed over the graves of the...
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Saudi Blogger Sentenced To 600 Lashes And 7 Years For Insulting Islam
Blogger Raif Badawi has been sentenced to 600 lashes and 7 years in prison after he was found guilty of insulting Islam through his website and in comments he made on TV – violating the nation’s ‘don’t...
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