It begins with a simple question, put forth by the petite interviewer from Fashion Studio 7 TV.
“What’s your name?”
What a group called Fashion Studio 7 TV is doing talking to this man in the first place is a mystery in itself, but it turns out to be an insightful look into the mind of a complete maniac (or genius, for all we know). Prompted by her innocent question the man goes off on a serious tangent, talking about all kinds of irrelevant things. He is possibly having 10 different conversations at once and splicing them all together in one long, confusing diatribe. The reporter – bless her – just stands there nodding and wondering what’s going on. Amongst his musings/pearls of wisdom:
“I am a nobody. You can’t kill a person with no body.”
“Why am I afraid? I’m not afraid. I’m afraid of the boogeyman.”
“I’m going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out.”
“I’ve had it. I’m going to die! How can you die when you’re dead?”
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In the end he rips open his shirt, revealing a gross torso conspicuously paler than his face. Maybe he’s a vampire too, like his mates in Waterloo.
Somewhere among the madness however, he manages to answer the interviewer’s question; His name is Steve Spiros, and he sure can cut a promo. We predict big things.